Role: Brad
Location: Tampa
Occupation: Being Elisha
On Cast Since: 2013
Heroes: Absolutely, it's Ambyr. She's the best!
Full Biography
Elisha has been with the Cheap Little Punks since 2013 as Brad. Popular with the ladies, Elisha enjoys knitting leg-warmers for his cast and performing dance extravaganzas for his audience. He is the founding and sole member of The Elisha Fencing Academy and meets once a week to discuss late membership fees. His best friend is a his car which he named Elisha. Elisha can speak fluent Elishanese, a language he developed using only vowels. He is adept at juggling and owns a Nintendo 64. By using a magnifying glass, Elisha has created over three-hundred costumes for his penis ranging from jogging outfits to red carpet attire. Elisha's key specialty at the Tampa Pitcher Show is wearing shirts the same color as the walls. He is also an expert at sitting very still. Before joining the Cheap Little Punks, Elisha held a variety of positions including stretched out, standing on tippy-toes with his hands on his hips, and crouched. Once, when Elisha was young, he fed a horse. Elisha has a tattoo on his penis and has extensive knowledge of the show LOST. His favorite music is his own which he creates on his iPhone by humming and clapping. Each Friday night, for the last four years, he has invited his neighbors over to listen. Nobody has ever attended despite the offer of free ramen. Elisha is currently single but one day hopes to marry Calvin because of his "good child-bearing hips." In the meantime, Elisha is active on several dating sites under the username elishhhj. His last online girlfriend, who he dated off and on for three years, turned out to be an auto-responder. On weekends, Elisha enjoys reading, staring at books and not reading them, making lists of things that are red, and collecting Pokemon cards. An active member of the community, Elisha can often be seen by his neighbors jumping on a trampoline in his back yard. He hopes to one day be a professional trampoliner and has perfected jumping with his arms held at his side, jumping with his arms outstretched, and jumping freestyle. Elisha's career goals are to start his own Rocky Horror Picture Show cast where he will be king and everyone will have to do what he says.

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