Ambyr Lix
Role: Assistant Director, and Janet Weiss
Location: Land O'Lakes
Birthdate: June 15
Occupation: Software Development/QA
Interests: My interests are quite interesting. And they're interested in you, but they're kinda shy. I read about 200 books a year. I loooove video games and superhero movies. RHPS is my sincerest personal passion.
TV, Movies & Music: Meh, the book/painting/interpretive dance was better.
On Cast Since: February 2013
Heroes: My hubbalicious, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Bill Nye, Lisa Randall
Sex: EW,GERMS! Naw, kid, I like germs. I like them a LOT.
Fun Fact: I have big, sexy, juicy brains (Chiari's Malformation Type I and a PseudoTumor)
Full Biography
I was born at a very young age. I am a proud paper-cut survivor and once had a mosquito bite on my butt cheek. It scared me. I judge people by the color of their socks and what they order for lunch. I have never tried a meth, but I hear it does great things for your dental plan. I like my math like I like my husband; Long, hard, and something I frequently like to bang out on my desk (spoiler alert, that's how the paper-cut debacle of 2012 happened!). I spread smiles like herpes. I am fluent in medium talk, because small talk is for plebians. I'm allergic to peanuts, soy, pine, palm, german cockroaches, all the grasses in Florida, and stupid people. I don't tell your momma jokes because she is a very nice lady and you should call her more. The scariest thing I've ever done is leave my blog logged in at an Apple store. I like you, kid... I like you a LOT. Let's be friends! Oh, and I don't have ebola, soooo... there's that. I'm what the french call "Les FUCKING'CATCH'O'THE'SEASON"

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